The Interview
1.Can’t stand stupid
questions no more,
If I hear one, I’ll walk out
that door!
Can’t stand insistent stairs
no more,
In small rooms on the first
building floor.
2.”Where will you be in 7
years’ time?”
With me it gets better and
better, like wine;
“What would I think of you,
were I your manager?”
Not much, since to them I’m
just one more stranger.
3.”What animal would you be
if you had the choice?”
A white deaf one, so I can’t
hear your voice;
“What’s your favorite color,
the hue of a winner?”
To cast back your face, I would
be silver.
4.”What’s your best asset,
the one that makes you true?”
Patience, for staying here
and listening to you;
“And the worst flaw, which
you want to overcome?”
The will of setting bombs and
being quite done.
5.”What do you expect from a
working place?”
Pay-day, but I’ll say I’d
love to see your face;
“What would make you leave,
the thing you can’t stand?”
You ask the same thing twice,
let’s give it an end.
6.”Why would we chose you,
you and no other?”
Because I don’t talk much, so
I won’t be a bother;
“Why has your attitude become
so defensive?”
How should it be, since yours
is offensive?
7.I tried to learn all
answers, to know them by heart,
My body betrays me, it looks
like a dart!
Nothing is good, not a single
thing I utter,
Without their money, I only watch dreams shatter.
